I Got Hugged
Let me paint you a picture of tragedy, blessing, and fruit. Micah and I, charged with acquiring the ingredients to concoct a fruit salad large enough to feed fifteen hungry individuals for a St. Patrick’s Day celebration, entered into an unfamiliar domain: the open market. The open market is to be feared by bachelors who know not its ways or prices. We did not pay the situation the respect it deserved, having only discussed said fruit salad at a high level – not near enough preparation for what was to come.
We entered the market and were at once swarmed with large African women who could smell our marital status and ignorance. We would not last long. Micah quickly purchased several apples, one of the more familiar items, for an acceptable price. Under pressure to purchase vegetables, I showed my cards in amateur fashion: “we’re making a fruit salad,” I said. Two more women approached. “Come buy my oranges.” “You need watermelon? You need watermelon!” We made several verbal commitments to view a wide range of fruit as Micah and I attempted to communicate above the commotion of five women competing for our attention. The fact that we were each a head taller than the women helped us … but not much.
We walked down to the mango lady, a short jaunt that took us by the lady selling the oranges. Unhappy that we passed without looking, focused as we were, she grabbed several oranges and mobilized her business, bringing it directly to us. In the meantime, the mango lady had already begun with her sales pitch. “Three for 10,000,” she said. “No, no. You no go less me?,” we responded with our standard response. The “white man price” is generally double what you should probably pay, we always push back for a better price. It’s the expected move in this dance. She easily relents and we end up with four mangos for 7,000 Leones, as she “threw in” an extra mango for free.
I looked at Micah – we were totally lost in the confusion of the moment. Everything was happening so fast. I brought my hands together in a “T” and called a time out, a concept that apparently doesn’t translate across cultures well. We tried to huddle and get control of the situation in vain. In short order we had two pineapples in our bag for 8,000 Leones, seemingly a good deal. Next we purchased the watermelon outright, the seller demanding payment on delivery. Apparently, she was not part of the same fruit cooperative as the other ladies that were allowing us to fill our bag before we paid.
The ladies fulfilled our request for papaya, again “throwing in” a charity fruit. Our bag was full and near ripping. The chief of the fruit co-op gave us the total, which we corrected after adding up the subtotals. Micah handed over 25,000 Leones to a visually ecstatic woman who hugged me. A hug. Something was up. We instantly knew that we had paid way too much. We walked away, thankful that the circus was over and we had fruit. It was fun to experience and was worth the extra couple bucks for the story. We were not too upset that we paid a couple extra bucks. Though we had been taken advantage of, we were able to bless the women. They still smile and wave enthusiastically as we walk past days after the experience. They have fond memories of us.

