Ask Baby Jesus? Where is he?
Ok. It's apparently amateur night down in Florida. Some hooligans, perhaps ruffians, have stolen baby Jesus from a nativity scene. Now I'm not saying I don't know anything about liberating nativity scene characters, and I'm not saying I do, but what I do know is that baby Jesus is not to be touched. Shepherds? Yes. Sheep? Definitely. A camel? Extra points – especially if it ends up on top of a building. But baby Jesus? That's just poor style.