The Incredibly Shrunken Matt
Are you over thirty, over-stressed, and overweight? If so, someone wants to sell you something. Don't fall prey to gimmick diets like the All Cheese Puff Diet, Leptoprin, Slim Slow, or any of the countless others. Fall prey to West Africa and it's regiment of hot days, miles of walking, and frequent mosquito bites that might just infect you with nature's own weight loss secret: malaria.
The numbers are in: Micah's down 30; Matt's down 50. We're all quite excited to have lost 80 lbs – enough weight to produce another super model, or two, depending on how you look at the joke.
There shall be no disclosure of how much has been gained since returning. Thanks for playing. That is all.