A Spider Sat Down Beside … Him
From the category of "possible larium madness" …
So I'm in bed and I "see" a spider near my pillow. I try to smash it, but I just can't seem to hit it. I end up crawling out of bed onto the floor in pursuit of the foul beast, wondering if I'm making too much noise for my roommate to sleep. I end up jabbing it in half with a piece of paper. Upon doing so little baby spiders that look like thin lines come pouring out of the carcass. I then stab those with the paper and go back to bed.
I was pretty sure that this one wasn't real during, but it was still fun while I was in control of the spider!
wow, if I’d only known years ago that all I had to do to kill a spider was “jab it in half with a piece of paper” my life would be so much easier.