God or Rick Astley?

A Note to People Who Think Windows 7 Was Their Idea

Windows 7 was not your idea. Please shut up. All of you. You are lying to us. I'll agree that advertising is often times misleading, manipulative, and borderline lying. But seriously, you're actually lying to us. You had no such ideas. Even if you did, you did not communicate them. You sat on your butt and complained that your previous computer worked poorly. You maybe hit the "Send Error Report to Microsoft" button when an application crashed. That does not count as passing your ideas along. It counts as telling Microsoft your stuff was broken. I appreciate optimism in general, but this is self-delusion. Please be quiet.

Sincerely, Me.

Note: This does not apply to the nice people in Redmond and Mumbai that did have ideas that went into Windows 7. Hats off to you. I'm glad you enjoyed OS X 10.4 enough to remake it for Microsoft.

A Long Boat to Tokyo

A boat of sushi? God bless America! Happy Birthday Angela! Additional exclamation point!

Don’t Forget

Thanksgiving

Thursday Depth

Some might say the glass is mostly empty. I would say it's time for a another pint. I and some are both correct.
Park Pub Pint

Three Viewings … Blessed

My Mistress

Only in Seattle …

Obama Blend

A Mantra

Grace. Kindness. Peace. Disruption. Pain. Processing. Rinse. Repeat.

Car Wash

Car Wash

And I must be 13 …

Alternate Title: Beauty in Nature

Rubber Glove Bird

Rubber Glove Bird

My friend pointed this, what I believe to be, naturally occurring instance of middle school humor. Am I 13 again, probably. It's the simple things in life that make it fun.